Sunday, September 27, 2009

Unneccessary Maths Equation + Good for Nothing Rapper = This Random Post

My days at school will start in about 13 hours time and to help all of us get out of the holiday mood, it will be our last day of trials.

And as you all would probably know, it will be the Add Maths paper. It has been the most hyped up topic in our class cause :

1) It's THE subject to score(and fail) in science stream SMK Hamid Khan
2) We have the whole week of holidays to study
3) A s0-called "Ninja" teach us---at "Ninja" speed.

So,I revised my paper and went over the Perak trial paper for 2008. So I guess I'm pretty pumped up for the exam. I think.

+-=+-==-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+
(Sorry, I can't think of any other symbol after dealing with them for so,so, long)

Anyway, I'll be sharing on my thoughts on the "Good for Nothing Rapper", and for the moment, it's none other than the "Douche Bag of the year"---Kanye West

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(He couldn't be pictured better)

If you all haven't heard recently, while Taylor Swift was making her acceptance speech for winning the "Best Female Video" for "You Belong with Me"(which is a craze among my peers at the moment). Kanye....you know what, this dude doesn't even deserved to be referred by his name. I'll substitute it with...
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(In recognition for his moronic rationality)

Okay back to the point, so as Mr.Douche-bag went on the stage and grabbed the microphone and said that he thinks Beyonce has "one of the best videos of all time". This shocked Beyonce and Taylor Swift more so, Mr. Douche-bag was booed off my the crowd and was removed from the remainder of the show.

Despite many apologies, he knows what happened on that night will surely tarnish his already screwed up reputation. I mean, any man in the right mind wouldn't do suck a stunt and it has already received condemnation from many celebrities and even him.

You know, I think this is his publicity stunt cause he's career is at mediocre at best . Look at him, he has a music video that had a pornstar(Touch the Sky), a song that "borrowed" tunes from two helmet-wearing guys(Stronger) and a song with T.I. that is surpassed by an American Idol's version.(Heartless)

But he isn't a stranger to dissing fellow artistes in public. Remember the last incident where he wasn't happy about getting the "Video of the Year" for "Touch the Sky"? He thinks that his video should win cause it has:

1) A Pornstar
2) He flying in rockets
3) Refer to 1 and 2.

But I have to admit that these days, sex+explosion is the "in" thing right now. Just look at Transformers.

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(Flawless formula, what can go wrong?)

In the end, all the best to Taylor Swift just for being Taylor Swift and a slap on the face for Mr. Douchebag, although some ass-spanking on him would be good too. But let us not go overboard, I do think Mr. Douche-bag should deserved an award for all the crap he has been giving to all of us.


(Oh, this is the Kanye West award, isnt it?-CavalierX)

Enough said, good bye!


Saturday, September 19, 2009

Raya Holiday

I was supposed to finish off my trials exam by this week, but no...the government had to give an impromptu holiday for all of us. Now I have to wait for one more week just to finish off my Add Maths paper.

So, to kill of time, I decided to reinstall Medal of Honor: Pacific Assault. It was quite an old game that I used to play often, but as time goes on, it got shelved. Out of boredom, my bulb just light on and I dug out old games I used to play often.(very often)

Until then, happy holidays!

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Hardy harr harr..

(Taken from Cracked.com)
I just can't help but laugh at some of the captions for these pictures:



Warning- hanging w/ frat boys may cause rectal bleeding.

You know, it isn't right when the one dressed as a duck is the manliest guy in the group.



That's actually just one Flash trying out several different pick-up approaches at once.

This isn't what I meant by flash mob.


He's still a lot better than Nickleback.

You should see him with the piano.


It's pretty clear what PacMan thinks of Minesweeper.

This must be what the Mayans were talking about


They may look swedish but I'm sure they were made in China

Dignity: Some assembly required*


At least one of them must have been your favourite. Which is it?

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Trials

Tomorrow will be the day the majority of SPM candidates will be having their trial exams(With the exception of CGL of course). Some slightly later, some will start after today.

And it would be the inevitable period where people will mourn or groan aloud that they can't do it, will fail their subjects badly and daa dee daa dee daa...

I mean, if they really want to spend their time groaning, they could save their tears and their whining for the economy, global warming, political chaos or even the burial of MJ.

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(Boohoo, I'm dead)

Back to the topic, while some starts groaning about their exams, some come out with "equations" that justify why students fail in exams. Ever heard of the list of things people do in a lifetime and how much time each of those chores took? (e.g. Talking - 4 Days) and then they subtract an average life span with all their chores which leaves studying into 0.

Okay, I admit I was amused by that. But it does not justify those who work hard for their results and earned 8A's or more. Some to the extent of 20. Are you trying to suggest that those who study so hard that they would leave out their daily chores? You think these people are zombies???


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(Pictured: SPM top scorers)

You could say that she took multiple subjects related to her faith(that is Islam) and that is the reason she could achieve so many A's. But then again, 20 subjects are tiring enough, not to mention the papers each subject consist of. So, applause to this girl who is very lucky just to have a plate of rice on her table.

At the end of the day, everyone can do well in their studies. Some may not be academically talented, but they can still earn a decent score. As for me, all I want is that I have the assurance that I done well and that "I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith."- 2 timothy 4.7

So, study without fail cause you will fail without study. (I hope I can copyright this phrase)

Until next time.


Friday, September 4, 2009

My favourite MJ songs

Today, the King of Pop will finally be laid to rest in a cemetary.(duh) Well, no one can deny his impact not only to the music world but in everyone's life. He was one of the pioneer's of crossing genre, moonwalk, robot-dance and even made MTV to what it is today.

So, here are some of my favourite MJ songs :

Billie Jean (Thriller) :




Dirty Diana (Bad) :



Stranger in Moscow (HIStory) :



Blood on the Dance Floor(HIStroy) :



You Rock My World (Invicinble) :

Sunday, August 30, 2009

GOD- Great on Degrading.

Yesterday while I was at my church's main service, the youth's were going to present an item. The pastor's son, Jeremy had written a song "In This Land" and it was a great song. Not less nor more.

But what I want to give you a glimpse of our society isn't found in the song, rather it was the people who were seating behind me. One, in fact there's two of them, were talking among themselves and wondered who was the guy who presented that item. Then one of them said it was Pastor's Kok Aun's son.

"OH MY GOD!!! It is him!! Wow, MY GOD, he has grown so tall".

"Yeah, he even sounds and act like his father, OH MY GOD."

Great, now people are using God's name in vain not only in public, but in his Sanctuary??? God's name is holy, it is his name that commanded evil spirits out of people, it is his name that the lame can walk, the deaf can hear and people are saved to meet him in heaven. All because of his holy name.

Did you know? Back in the times of Ancient Israel, anyone who uses God's name in vain will be punished....to death by stoning. Yes, that is how serious the offence was. And now people are beginning to swear by God's name and go 'Oh My God' when something big happens. OMG (Pun intended)

The reason these people are not condemned to stoning these days is because :

1) By God's grace he endures our sin
2) Stoning is so old-fashioned compared to electric chairs or death injection
3) There's no more stones around cause it's been used to construct new churches without any regard for the people's welfare.

And my church is building a new church.....beside our old one (if you don't consider the AIA building). Pretty much like building a nuclear reactor beside one. One is enough to impact one's neighborhood, two will likely create a rivalry between both churches to see who can 'harvest' more.

Back to the topic, it isn't cool to use God's name in vain as opposed to the movies.(Sometimes I wonder when will it go passe). The least you could do is "Oh My Goodness", but I don't think God's goodness should also be taken lightly. Right?

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Blogging Tips

I received an email from my mum which contains an useful link from those who aspire to be bloggers or have already blogged since they learn how to type.Unsurprisingly, I'm one of the latter and being the curious lot, I checked out the link.

Turns out, my bandwidth did not go to waste. In this particular link, the author says that blogs are not essential to everyone. I repeat: IT's NOT ESSENTIAL TO EVRYONE. It really gave me a clearer picture on this blogging trend as I see too many people starting one and yet stop posting for about a couple of weeks. Just as what an old chinese adage:εŠι€”θ€ŒεΊŸ (literally meaning that you progress halfway before wasting all the effort).

This is because not everyone wants to reveal what are they doing their whole life. They also won't enjoy Twitter or even Plurk. So what the author is trying to say is : If you have something to say to the internet community, then blog; If not, forget about it

But some of the tips are a bit way too much for me to handle. 3 posts per day? I admit I don't have the capacity to brain storm effectively, let alone 3 blog post per day. My aim for now is to blog at least twice 2 day. Maybe more depending on my time, my mood and whether my mum decided that I should earn a living by blogging.

Besides that, I'm not really a photo blogger, so the link for cropping photos in one go is maybe not that necessary for me yet. Perhaps in the future? Maybe. So I better save the link.

"Draft ideas as they happen." Now that is something I would like to point out. I agree that the best ideas or inspiration doesn't necessarily comes when facing the desktop(or your laptop for that matter). Ideas can come from everywhere, from Proms to Short stories(e.g. the Pearl) or even cockroaches. Yeah, it's true. My friend wrote about it and my oh my it gave me some chuckles.

Well, you can visit the link at the intro to learn more about this blogging tips. And now, I'm gonna cancel my nuffnag from my blog cause:

1) I don't need to increase my traffic and destroy the purpose I blog.
2) I doubt I can earn money from nuffnag for poor traffic
3) Screw nuffnag.

Happy Holidays.